Poetry Corner

Verses from the alliance — odes to cheese, laments for fallen rats, and the occasional pineapple sonnet. Submit your own in the alliance chat and we’ll post it here.

Three Heroes, One Rat

— In honor of bRIZZly, leGOATes & Mgreeny

CTC Presents: The Cheese Thief Has Been Slain — bRIZZly, leGOATes and Mgreeny stand before the slain rat king

When CTC’s trap stood empty and still,
One man stepped forth with iron will.
bRIZZly fought the rat alone,
Forty-nine million, all his own.

Then from the dark came leGOATes to fight,
Two against cheese-thieving blight.
And last came Mgreeny, joining the three,
To finish the beast and set CTC free.

With three minutes left, the rat met defeat.
Three stood alone. Three would not retreat.
So raise the banner, sound victory’s call:
Brizzly. Legotes. Mgreeny.
Three ratslayers who answered for all.

Cheese Thief Barred the Way

— In memory of Tulip

Tulip item card — I'm sorry I leveled you accidentally. RIP.

Cheese thief barred the way
I swung for rat, struck your home
One tulip mourns all

Brave Sir Tim

— In honor of Doctor-Juan’s lone defender

A lone knight standing guard alone in Doctor-Juan's fortified outpost

Brave Sir Tim stood all alone,
To guard Doctor-Juan’s stone.
One lone soldier, stout and grim,
An army of one: Sir Tim!

No ranks behind, no grand brigade,
No reinforcements, no parade.
Yet Tim stood fast, with sword in hand,
The mightiest man in all the land!

Brave, brave, brave, brave Tim!

Your Poem Here

This corner is only as good as what the alliance sends in. Post your verse (about the game, the alliance, cheese, rats, pineapples — whatever moves you) in chat and an officer will add it to this page.